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Who We Are

Squash Socialism is a company of Proud Americans for Proud Americans. 

A company founded by two lifelong friends - We love making politics fun, laughing at wacky woke nuts, and absolutely hate the despicable system of Socialism. So we decided to create a company built around just that. 

Whether you are getting a gag gift for a Christmas party, or adding a product to your collection, we have what you are looking for.  All items ship from our warehouse in Tipton, Missouri and ship out the same day (for orders before 1 pm) or first thing the following business day. 

All items are backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee. 

Come join us as we make politics fun, and SQUASH SOCIALISM!

Hilarious Cards

The best Birthday and Christmas Cards you've ever seen! Make your friends and family laugh out loud with these perfect cards!

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Toilet Paper

You won't believe what we can make funny...

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Pet Chew Toys

You haven't felt real satisfaction until you watch your beloved pet tear into your most hated politicians!

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Yard Signs

Election season is here! Get your yard signs and let's SQUASH SOCIALISM!

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Who are we?

Proud American Brand for Proud Americans

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