Who We Are
Squash Socialism is a company of Proud Americans for Proud Americans.Â
A company founded by two lifelong friends - We love making politics fun, laughing at wacky woke nuts, and absolutely hate the despicable system of Socialism. So we decided to create a company built around just that.Â
Whether you are getting a gag gift for a Christmas party, or adding a product to your collection, we have what you are looking for. All items ship from our warehouse in Tipton, Missouri and ship out the same day (for orders before 1 pm) or first thing the following business day.Â
All items are backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee.Â
Come join us as we make politics fun, and SQUASH SOCIALISM!
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Anti-Democrat Toilet Paper Rolls | 2-Pack
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Bumbling Biden Button | Hilarious Joe Biden Gag Gift
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Dr. Fauci Funny Novelty Pencil Holder Bobblehead Doll
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Donald Trump 2024 Save America Golf Driver Headcover | Great Gift for Republican Golfers | Premium Leather Exterior and Soft Protective Interior Fits Any Size Driver, MAGA
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Hilarious Cards
The best Birthday and Christmas Cards you've ever seen! Make your friends and family laugh out loud with these perfect cards!
Pet Chew Toys
You haven't felt real satisfaction until you watch your beloved pet tear into your most hated politicians!
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Proud American Brand for Proud Americans
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Patriotic Hats
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Made In USA
A collection of items proudly produced in the USA!
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Gifts and More
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Ron DeSantis Bobblehead
Sleepy Joe Biden Commander Asleep Bobblehead Doll
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